Why are we who we are?
There are many reasons why we are who we are, but let me start with an easy one first. We all have a free will to choose what to do; we aren’t robots. There are three reasons that stand behind this. (1) We all were created with the gift of freewill. (2) We aren’t all the same; everyone owns his/her own personality; no two are alike. (3) No one has the same finger print as another’s unless he is a completely weird alien, yet that is beside the point. God created us just the way we are, and we all have a purpose; even if you are blind or deaf or disabled; you have a great purpose in life; even if you don’t know it. We all are special in our own ways. This isn’t much, but I hope you like it.
-Levi-
Let’s start a story Render.
About who?
Um… How about Tentoes!
Who?
Tentoes! And he would be known throughout the land as… Tentoes The magnificent! He could… Make any one have ten toes! That is his power! He could make a rock have ten toes! Can you imagine a rock with ten toes? That would be freaky! He could make a fish… With ten toes!
Or a duck!
Yeah you got the idea... Umm Why a duck?
I no know man…
Oooook…
Why do they call him Tentoes?
Well… Because he has Ten Toes…
So… Ya know that literally anyone can be called Tentoes…
Um... What about those freakishly strange people with nine toes? What about those strange lunitics people who have twelve toes fer crying out loud!!??!?!
That is a lot of toes…
Yeah….so…
So what! I like Tentoes!... The magnificent.
Yeah… He has a pretty cool power too… Um… I wish I were Tentoes! Then I would give a planet Ten Toes. Can you Imagine? A planet with ten toes! IT’s like 3D! Yeah…
3D? What???
Ya now 3 the Delusional! HEE HEE!
Or 3 the Dummy…
Or 3 the Dummy!
What… Why are you repeating me?
Umm…
Anyway! Tentoes would be our eternal Hero of the planet Vulcan!
Why that planet?
Because I thought it was cool!
Ok... that and we can’t use Pluto because it’s a Dwarf planet now…Its in the song for Holy Guacamole sake!
What song?
You know that song? Mercury Venus Earth and mMars Jupiter and Saturn Neptune and Uranus *Cough!* And Pluto the Dwarf planet cause the scientist say so! Too bad for Pluto You Stink!... See? I told You!
No… I do not remember…
Creep!
You have a lovely singing voice though.
Thank you I have been practicing!
Maybe that why…
What did yo say?
I said that maybe we should get Down, Get funky!
*Render and Levi Get down and Funky*
Render: Man that was funky and down…
Yep… Pretty funky… and at the same time.. down…
Yep…
Maybe we should get back to Tentoes… The magnificent!
Yeah! Cause he is sooooo Interesting! HE can give things Ten toes!
Yeah we know that!
Who are we?
Who is who?
We are who…
What is who?
A who lives in Whoville.. You no know dat?
Yo mean that creepy green man that looks like Bonnie Who steals Christmas from the Microscopic Whos
*Brain malfunctioning because of use of large words* Ugh…
Snap out of it! Imprudent sack of lemon Morang pie!
Is dat how yo spell “Morang”?
I no know!
Or do you spell it Moron?
Yeah I want some moron pie!
YEAH RIGHT NOW!
We deserve it! And so does Tentoes!... The magnificent!
Speaking of Tentoes let us talk more of our Vulcan hero!
YEAH! With powerpuff action!
…What?
Ugh…
POWERPUFF?
What?
Dat stupid!
Ok then!
Is that all.
Yep…pretty much…
Ok then.
Ok.
So…
So what?
So what what?
STOP!
Hug
Why?
Cause I am sad!
Why are you sad?
Casue I have never seen Tentoes before.
Once upon a time *Render sits down with puppy dog eyes open wide! Levi starts to look all innocent and cute* There was this liiiiitle person called Tentoes. *Render gasps* Yeah! He could make anything have ten toes!
NO WAY!
Even the fungus on your grandmas hair!
REALLY! That would be so COOL! Fungus with toes! MAN! *Giggle*
And one day he came up to Render and said… YOU ARE SO UGLY! OH MY GOSH! And then render said: Huh???
WHAT! I don’t like Tentoes very much anymore!
Well Tentoes does that to people sometimes… SO! Tentoes said “You know what would be good for you?” and you said “What?” And then Tentoes made ten toes Grow from your Eye brows!
YEAH! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! MAN!
The End!
I like that story!
Meee too…
BYE!
Seeya!
(Tune in next time for more nonsense!)
This is a story long ago were there was a village and a boy. This boy does not know that a great Adventure was about to begin. We see him now in a school but this kind was a swords master school and a lot of people came to learn to fight the beasts and evil Men that corrupt the
It was far but not to far from the village. There going to the cavern because that’s where they first met and they hid from the evil men and that was there hiding place but now it just a memory. They went to Practice for the dual the day after but suddenly they heard the alarm bell and ran as fast as they could but it was too late, the village was destroyed and the people were gone “Gladius
There gone no!!!” “They can’t be gone no!!!!” “I’m sorry Jason but if we stay here we will be taken too. Come on let’s go.” “Ok but let me get my bow.” “All right but be quick I’m going to get my sword and then we will go. So they got there things and went to a city
Called Eladun they went through hills and forests and they finally got there. They were very
Tiered so they slept in an inn but when they woke in jail and there was no way out. “Jason are you there Jason.” but there was no reply Gladius was alone but he heard a voice “who’s there.” said the voice “my name is Gladius” he said “my name is Mint I don’t now how to get out of here” said Mint then a guard came in and said “the king wants to see you both.”
Then he let them out and Gladius came with the guard and so did Mint. they saw the king.
He Look sick and corrupt by evil. The king said “Take them to the hall in Katharon and keep them there until I come back” “Yes my liege.” said the guard then they waited for a long time.
For a month and the king came back and said “Let them go but not the one that had the bow.”
Let my friend go too please he’s been through a lot please.” the king said “No he’s mine for now.
Be gone with you.” and the guard kicked them out. “My friend is still in there and I have to save him.” “I’m coming too.” “Ok but be careful come lets go think of a plan and they did.
And they waited till night to go and get Jason. Gladius threw a rope to south side of the
Castle and they climbed the wall and got in the balcony and looked for the door to the dungeon but they found a library instead they went in and Mint picket up a book about magic fire and ice and lightning. she looked at it but before she cold reed it Gladius
Sad “Let’s go.” and she dropt the book and followed Gladius and they found the door to the
Dungeon and they slowly opened the door and saw Jason sitting there and he looked
Like the king sick and corrupted “oh no!!! Jason.” they ran to him and they heard the door
Slam and they looked and it was the evil king.
Ok I hoped you liked it I’ll write the rest later comment good bye
