Let’s start a story Render.
About who?
Um… How about Tentoes!
Who?
Tentoes! And he would be known throughout the land as… Tentoes The magnificent! He could… Make any one have ten toes! That is his power! He could make a rock have ten toes! Can you imagine a rock with ten toes? That would be freaky! He could make a fish… With ten toes!
Or a duck!
Yeah you got the idea... Umm Why a duck?
I no know man…
Oooook…
Why do they call him Tentoes?
Well… Because he has Ten Toes…
So… Ya know that literally anyone can be called Tentoes…
Um... What about those freakishly strange people with nine toes? What about those strange lunitics people who have twelve toes fer crying out loud!!??!?!
That is a lot of toes…
Yeah….so…
So what! I like Tentoes!... The magnificent.
Yeah… He has a pretty cool power too… Um… I wish I were Tentoes! Then I would give a planet Ten Toes. Can you Imagine? A planet with ten toes! IT’s like 3D! Yeah…
3D? What???
Ya now 3 the Delusional! HEE HEE!
Or 3 the Dummy…
Or 3 the Dummy!
What… Why are you repeating me?
Umm…
Anyway! Tentoes would be our eternal Hero of the planet Vulcan!
Why that planet?
Because I thought it was cool!
Ok... that and we can’t use Pluto because it’s a Dwarf planet now…Its in the song for Holy Guacamole sake!
What song?
You know that song? Mercury Venus Earth and mMars Jupiter and Saturn Neptune and Uranus *Cough!* And Pluto the Dwarf planet cause the scientist say so! Too bad for Pluto You Stink!... See? I told You!
No… I do not remember…
Creep!
You have a lovely singing voice though.
Thank you I have been practicing!
Maybe that why…
What did yo say?
I said that maybe we should get Down, Get funky!
*Render and Levi Get down and Funky*
Render: Man that was funky and down…
Yep… Pretty funky… and at the same time.. down…
Yep…
Maybe we should get back to Tentoes… The magnificent!
Yeah! Cause he is sooooo Interesting! HE can give things Ten toes!
Yeah we know that!
Who are we?
Who is who?
We are who…
What is who?
A who lives in Whoville.. You no know dat?
Yo mean that creepy green man that looks like Bonnie Who steals Christmas from the Microscopic Whos
*Brain malfunctioning because of use of large words* Ugh…
Snap out of it! Imprudent sack of lemon Morang pie!
Is dat how yo spell “Morang”?
I no know!
Or do you spell it Moron?
Yeah I want some moron pie!
YEAH RIGHT NOW!
We deserve it! And so does Tentoes!... The magnificent!
Speaking of Tentoes let us talk more of our Vulcan hero!
YEAH! With powerpuff action!
…What?
Ugh…
POWERPUFF?
What?
Dat stupid!
Ok then!
Is that all.
Yep…pretty much…
Ok then.
Ok.
So…
So what?
So what what?
STOP!
Hug
Why?
Cause I am sad!
Why are you sad?
Casue I have never seen Tentoes before.
Once upon a time *Render sits down with puppy dog eyes open wide! Levi starts to look all innocent and cute* There was this liiiiitle person called Tentoes. *Render gasps* Yeah! He could make anything have ten toes!
NO WAY!
Even the fungus on your grandmas hair!
REALLY! That would be so COOL! Fungus with toes! MAN! *Giggle*
And one day he came up to Render and said… YOU ARE SO UGLY! OH MY GOSH! And then render said: Huh???
WHAT! I don’t like Tentoes very much anymore!
Well Tentoes does that to people sometimes… SO! Tentoes said “You know what would be good for you?” and you said “What?” And then Tentoes made ten toes Grow from your Eye brows!
YEAH! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! MAN!
The End!
I like that story!
Meee too…
BYE!
Seeya!
(Tune in next time for more nonsense!)
